Pottywatch: Day 3 - Wherefore Art Thou?

We tried to be nice. We explained the situation yesterday and asked you sweetly to get your shit together and move the port-a-potties off the street.

And sure, you get partial credit -- some of the toilets have been removed. But now that the unlocked doors are exposed on the remaining toilets, guess what? They're being used by passers-by and have become favorites of the local homeless folk. So what was a vague stale odor of fecal matter is now more like fresh manure.

Thanks, Mayor Street. No really, thanks - it's been a dream to be trapped indoors, lest we be exposed to the nasty fumes.

Do we have to beg? We'll do it, but we won't enjoy it. Please, Mayor Street, please! With sugar on top? Please save us from the unsightly port-a-potties and their accompanying foulness! Remove the port-a-potties from the Parkway. It's been three days now since the festivities ended.

Love and kisses,
Phillyist